Sh*t my mom says…

written by Jessica Moy

Mom: Oh, I can drive right through the parking space since no one is there…

*Someone drives in and takes the space*

Mom: NO! NO! NO! I WAS GOING TO DRIVE THROUGH! I hope Santa spits in their oatmeal tomorrow.

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