Sh*t my mom says…
Mom: Oh, I can drive right through the parking space since no one is there… *Someone drives in and takes the space* Mom: NO! NO! NO! I WAS GOING TO DRIVE THROUGH! I hope Santa spits in their oatmeal tomorrow.
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Sh*t my mom says…
Mom: “Today I’m going to pickle beets, then I’m going to the park to take photos of hummingbirds.”
Sh*t my mom says…
Mom: I woke up at 4 a.m. this morning! Me: Why.. Mom: I was SO excited to make my pasta sauce! Plus since we don’t have cable anymore, I’ve been going to bed super early…
Sh*t my mom says…
Mom: I’m 50, I don’t care what people think of me. You young people care but us seniors, we don’t. The only thing we care about is being able to breathe.
Sh*t my mom says
Me: Can we go home now? Mom: Yes, I can see you have droopy, hungry eyes. Your ANGRY eyes. HAHA! Like Mrs. Potato head, “I’m packing your ANGRY eyes, just in case.” You totally have your angry eyes on right now! Me: …
Sh*t my mom says
Mom: What’s your first exam? Me: English, I’m nervous. Mom: No problem! You’ve been speaking English all your life, you have nothing to worry about!
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