I’ve been watching Superfruit videos ALL DAY! Scott and Mitch (from the acapella group Pentatonix) are actually the funniest people on the planet. Their “101 ways to ditch your friends” was the first video I saw of theirs and it made me laugh out loud (obnoxiously) at 2 a.m. in a quiet house full of sleeping family members.

I have to admit, I’ve used each of the excuses they mentioned at least once in my life, but especially these ones:

“I’m in Croatia.”

“I found land elves in my backyard and I must map their territory.”

“I have to recharge my crystals.”