Winston: I’m going to go over there and I’m going to tell Daisy, listen, my heart is a two-man bike and I want you in the rear. What do you think?
Nick: Winston, don’t say that! You want her in your rear? You can say rear, but not her in your rear.
Schmidt: No, don’t say the rear at any time!
Winston: You guys are just jealous.
Nick: What?
Winston: You guys are going to steal my swag.
Schmidt: I don’t even know where to begin to steal a swag.
=) I ❤ New Girl! I was watching it today!