Louis: It’s just so weird seeing my old office you know? It’s like when you drive by the house you grew up in, there’s another family in there and all you want to do is break in and make yourself soup. You know that feeling? Donna: Well, depends on the soup. Louis: Psh, mushroom barely. Donna: Then no.
Mike: Ow, wait a minute. I think this belongs to you? Rachel: It wouldn’t hurt so much if you had thicker skin.
Ann: You know, Olive is a cute name if it’s a girl. Chris: I prefer chickpea. Ann: Because it’s lower in sodium? Chis: Yes, exactly.
Tom: I’m hungry and my legs are tired, ugh, it feels like I just exercised. Jerry: Just sit on the ground. Tom: No Jerry, it’s dirty and I’m wearing my summer linens.
I like how in the comments someone put, “reverse this and a week after valentines day, teenagers tell their parents they are pregnant.”
“I’m grieving and I grieve by insulting those who mean the most to me. It’s just a coincidence it’s also what I do when I’m not grieving.” – Sue Sylvester
Winston: I’m going to go over there and I’m going to tell Daisy, listen, my heart is a two-man bike and I want you in the rear. What do you think? Nick: Winston, don’t say that! You want her in your rear? You can say rear, but not her in your rear. Schmidt: No, don’t say the rear at any time! Winston: You guys are just jealous. Nick: What? Winston: You guys are going to steal my swag. Schmidt: I don’t even know where to begin to steal a swag.
This commercial is DEFINITELY worth watching.
Ross: People like me like stability and security, you don’t! And that’s what is so incredible about you, you know? You got this wild and crazy life! I don’t know, you’d be so bored with marriage, it’s so …normal.
Coach Taylor: Every man at some point in his life is going to lose a battle. He is going to fight, and he is going to lose. But, what makes him a man, is that in the midst of that battle, he does not lose himself.
Obsessed. I’m almost finished watching season one and I’m unhealthily invested in every single character. Definitely a show I recommend if you’re looking for a drama to watch this summer. If you’re not a football fan (like I am), that’s ok, it’s not really about football anyway. CLEAR HEARTS, FULL MINDS, CAN’T LOSE! GO PANTHERS! Why wasn’t my high school football team this amazing…
“Jess, you have no chance of winning. It was my junior year of college. I was about 200 pounds heavier: freshmen 15, plus sophomore 50, plus junior 100…” – Schmidt
“It’s like the guys you have a great second date with and then never hear from again…..I pretend they died!” – Miranda Hobbes