Louis: It’s just so weird seeing my old office you know? It’s like when you drive by the house you grew up in, there’s another family in there and all you want to do is break in and make yourself soup. You know that feeling? Donna: Well, depends on the soup. Louis: Psh, mushroom barely. Donna: Then no.
Mike: Ow, wait a minute. I think this belongs to you? Rachel: It wouldn’t hurt so much if you had thicker skin.
Ann: You know, Olive is a cute name if it’s a girl. Chris: I prefer chickpea. Ann: Because it’s lower in sodium? Chis: Yes, exactly.
Tom: I’m hungry and my legs are tired, ugh, it feels like I just exercised. Jerry: Just sit on the ground. Tom: No Jerry, it’s dirty and I’m wearing my summer linens.
I like how in the comments someone put, “reverse this and a week after valentines day, teenagers tell their parents they are pregnant.”
“I’m grieving and I grieve by insulting those who mean the most to me. It’s just a coincidence it’s also what I do when I’m not grieving.” – Sue Sylvester
Winston: I’m going to go over there and I’m going to tell Daisy, listen, my heart is a two-man bike and I want you in the rear. What do you think? Nick: Winston, don’t say that! You want her in your rear? You can say rear, but not her in your rear. Schmidt: No, don’t say the rear at any time! Winston: You guys are just jealous. Nick: What? Winston: You guys are going to steal my swag. Schmidt: I don’t even know where to begin to steal a swag.