Me: Can we go home now?
Mom: Yes, I can see you have droopy, hungry eyes. Your ANGRY eyes. HAHA! Like Mrs. Potato head, “I’m packing your ANGRY eyes, just in case.” You totally have your angry eyes on right now!
Me: …
Me: Can we go home now?
Mom: Yes, I can see you have droopy, hungry eyes. Your ANGRY eyes. HAHA! Like Mrs. Potato head, “I’m packing your ANGRY eyes, just in case.” You totally have your angry eyes on right now!
Me: …