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Schmidt: I don’t even know where to begin to steal a swag

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Winston: I’m going to go over there and I’m going to tell Daisy, listen, my heart is a two-man bike and I want you in the rear. What do you think?

Nick: Winston, don’t say that! You want her in your rear? You can say rear, but not her in your rear.

Schmidt: No, don’t say the rear at any time!

Winston: You guys are just jealous.

Nick: What?

Winston: You guys are going to steal my swag.

Schmidt: I don’t even know where to begin to steal a swag.

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