All posts tagged: funny

Gregory Gorgeous: Traveling must haves and airport drama

Nothing excites me more than going on YouTube and finding Gregory Gorgeous has posted a new video! Love him! “Honestly, every time that seat belt sign DINGS on and they’re like, ‘go back to your seats there’s a little bit of turbulence,’ I brace myself for death, i’m like, we’re gonna go down, we’re probably gonna go down, are we over water right now? Because we’re probably gonna do down in the water and i’m gonna drown.” – Gregory Gorgeous

A fabulous excuse for procrastination

“Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. It is the universe’s way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.” – Ellen DeGeneres I’m currently sitting at my dining room table, studying the history of modernization in Asia. When I say “studying” I mean I’m writing on my blog…procrastinating…because studying one child policies certainly does not capture my span of attention for more than 10 minutes. Want to hear a joke? What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. Ha. Ok, back to the books. XO Jessica