Sharkcat
If I were a cat, I’d be doing the exact same thing.
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I was about 200 pounds heavier: freshmen 15, plus sophomore 50, plus junior 100…
“Jess, you have no chance of winning. It was my junior year of college. I was about 200 pounds heavier: freshmen 15, plus sophomore 50, plus junior 100…” – Schmidt
How Asian Parents Take Photos
I had to share this photo with you ’cause it’s so gosh darn true. I had tears in my eyes from laughter.
Clearly I have the upper hand when it comes to Jackson
Winston: Clearly I have the upper hand when it comes to Jackson Jess: Do you? Winston: Oh I do because I know all about sports, Jess, you know nothing about sports. Jess: Ugh, what am I going to do, I guess I’ll just have to use my eyes, hair, boobs, legs and adorable personality. Haha, fool. Winston: I got like, three of those things.
Mistletoe Kissing Prank
How I feel about school right now
Just 22 more days.
Sh*t my mom says…
Mom: I’m 50, I don’t care what people think of me. You young people care but us seniors, we don’t. The only thing we care about is being able to breathe.
I Told My Kid I Ate All Their Halloween Candy Again
Hilarious! Especially loved the boy at 1:26!
I’ll go get the margaritas
Ross: I’m sorry, it must be the pressure of entertaining. I think everyone would feel better if we had some flan!
HOW I WILL AGE
Can’t wait to be 4’9″ and 120 years young.
FRONT AND BACK!
“It was 5:30 in the morning and you have rambled on for eighteen pages…FRONT AND BACK!”
Celebrities read mean tweets on Jimmy Kimmel Live
I love Matt Leblanc’s reaction the best.
Flipping a coin is always the logical thing to do
Chandler: Call it in the air. Joey: HEADS! Chandler: Heads it is! Joey: YES! Chandler: We have to assign heads to something. Joey: Right. Ok, ok, uh, ducks is heads, because ducks have heads. Chandler: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
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