Winston: I’m going to go over there and I’m going to tell Daisy, listen, my heart is a two-man bike and I want you in the rear. What do you think? Nick: Winston, don’t say that! You want her in your rear? You can say rear, but not her in your rear. Schmidt: No, don’t say the rear at any time! Winston: You guys are just jealous. Nick: What? Winston: You guys are going to steal my swag. Schmidt: I don’t even know where to begin to steal a swag.
This commercial is DEFINITELY worth watching.
When Will My Life Begin – Mandy Moore
Ross: People like me like stability and security, you don’t! And that’s what is so incredible about you, you know? You got this wild and crazy life! I don’t know, you’d be so bored with marriage, it’s so …normal.
Coach Taylor: Every man at some point in his life is going to lose a battle. He is going to fight, and he is going to lose. But, what makes him a man, is that in the midst of that battle, he does not lose himself.
Obsessed. I’m almost finished watching season one and I’m unhealthily invested in every single character. Definitely a show I recommend if you’re looking for a drama to watch this summer. If you’re not a football fan (like I am), that’s ok, it’s not really about football anyway. CLEAR HEARTS, FULL MINDS, CAN’T LOSE! GO PANTHERS! Why wasn’t my high school football team this amazing…
“Jess, you have no chance of winning. It was my junior year of college. I was about 200 pounds heavier: freshmen 15, plus sophomore 50, plus junior 100…” – Schmidt
“It’s like the guys you have a great second date with and then never hear from again…..I pretend they died!” – Miranda Hobbes
“I admit that it’s tempting to wish for the perfect boss or the perfect parent or the perfect outfit. But maybe the best any of us can do is not quit, play the hand we’ve been given and accessorize the outfit we’ve got.” – Carri Bradshaw
“They say that with knowledge comes power, so it’s safe to say the inverse is also true. With no knowledge comes vulnerability. What we don’t know about the people we love or what we don’t know about love period can be scary. But maybe that fear is okay. What is out there that’s unknown can propel us to do more.” – Carrie Bradshaw
Winston: Clearly I have the upper hand when it comes to Jackson Jess: Do you? Winston: Oh I do because I know all about sports, Jess, you know nothing about sports. Jess: Ugh, what am I going to do, I guess I’ll just have to use my eyes, hair, boobs, legs and adorable personality. Haha, fool. Winston: I got like, three of those things.
I shamelessly watch holiday movies all year ’round. Today I can celebrate because it is December, where viewing holiday classics are officially socially acceptable! YAY! Here is my list of the 10 holiday movies I will be viewing this season. Comment below which one you think is the best! 🙂 1. Home Alone (1 & 2) 2. The Santa Clause 3. Elf 4. National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation 5. Love, Actually 6. How The Grinch Stole Christmas 7. Christmas With The Kranks 8. Fred Claus 9. A Christmas Story 10. What Would Jesus Buy