This was MUCH needed. Also, look at what I got in my fortune cookie last night… WHEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN?!?!?!
Yesterday my aunt accidentally dropped my brother and cousins birthday cake onto the floor. So, we did what any logical family would do. Refer to the “Cheesecake” episode of Friends and forward video to 1:52. From the leftovers, my cousin picked it up and slapped it on my brother’s face. Happy birthday dear ol’ Justin! This is why my family and I can’t have nice things.
Ross: People like me like stability and security, you don’t! And that’s what is so incredible about you, you know? You got this wild and crazy life! I don’t know, you’d be so bored with marriage, it’s so …normal.
It’s never a dull moment when the four of us get together. It only happens twice a year so we always make the best of it. Yes, we may be a tad bit dysfunctional and crazy, but as much as we annoy each other, we truly do love each other to pieces. That’s how all true friendships last, right? 🙂
Ross: I’m sorry, it must be the pressure of entertaining. I think everyone would feel better if we had some flan!
“It was 5:30 in the morning and you have rambled on for eighteen pages…FRONT AND BACK!”
Chandler: Call it in the air. Joey: HEADS! Chandler: Heads it is! Joey: YES! Chandler: We have to assign heads to something. Joey: Right. Ok, ok, uh, ducks is heads, because ducks have heads. Chandler: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?